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Archive for March, 2025

Episode 640: Smooth-Fingered Dystopia

March 14th, 2025 | Robin

At the behest of beloved Patreon backer Lauberfen we gather the suspects in the Gaming Hut to ask how to make the revelation as compelling as the mystery.

Estimable backer Benjamin Rawls beckons us into the Narrative Hut to wonder why some genres assume certain plot structures yet others do not.

If you live in the Maryland area you may have noticed some empty shelves at your local bookshops. Ken’s Bookshelf steps up to solve that mystery.

Want to pose a question to the show? Get your priority question asking access with your support for the KARTAS Patreon!

Our Patreon-backed Letterboxd list of all films mentioned on the show is now up and running.

Also check out the Goodreads list of books mentioned on the show.

Snag Ken and Robin merchandise at TeePublic.


 


The sorrowful solo gamebook Unhappy Birthday at Castle Slogar now dolefully awaits you from the frightening folks of Atlas Games. Packed with maps, riddles and dire dilemmas, it is sure to lure you to a delightfully solitary spiral of gloom!

Fear Itself, Pelgrane Press’ groundbreaking GUMSHOE game of personal and psychological horror, has returned from the swirling torment of the Outer Dark in a hauntingly beautiful premium hardcover format. With The Shattered Veil Edition, stunningly beautiful full-color artwork brings fresh terror to your table. Grab it alongside the highly anticipated Ocean Game expansion in its current Gamefound campaign.

Don your pallid mask and get all the Ken, Carcosa, and footnotes you require now that Arc Dream’s The King in Yellow: Annotated Edition is now available in paperback and ebook formats. With stunning art by Samuel Araya, this lavish tome of terror earns a space on any shelf.

Turn your digital dials to Gen Con TV, The Best Four Days in Gaming – All Year Long. Entirely free and streaming your way on Twitch, Gen Con TV offers actual plays, reviews, dramatized gaming shorts, minis painting and its flagship show, Table Talk, beaming to you Fridays at 2 pm with polyhedral news you’re dying to use.

A global mythos conspiracy ensnares the player characters in The Borellus Connection, Pelgrane Press’ new Fall of DELTA Green mega-campaign by Gareth Ryder-Hanrahan and Kenneth Hite. Journey in the guise of federal narcotics agents to Saigon, Beirut, Prague and Bozukepe. Buy it for your GM and demand that she run it today!

Brace for more Delta Green Mythos horror with Dead Drops, Arc Dream’s latest bone-chilling anthology of black bag scenarios. From a secret Missouri church to a frozen Alabama town, the top secret terrors keep on unfolding. Acquire the 288 page full color hardback from the Arc Dream store, or purchase, download, rate and review the PDF at DriveThru.

Turn your digital dials to Gen Con TV, The Best Four Days in Gaming – All Year Long. Entirely free and streaming your way on Twitch, Gen Con TV offers actual plays, reviews, dramatized gaming shorts, minis painting and its flagship show, Table Talk, beaming to you Fridays at 2 pm with polyhedral news you’re dying to use.

Ken and Robin Consume Media: Mickey 17, Superman: Space Age, Legends of the Condor Heroes

March 11th, 2025 | Robin

Ken and Robin Consume Media is brought to you by the discriminating and good-looking backers of the Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff Patreon. Each week we provide capsule reviews of the books, movies, TV seasons and more we cram into our hyper-analytical sensoriums. Join the Patreon to help pick the items we’ll talk about in greater depth on a little podcast segment we like to call Tell Me More.

Recommended

It’s What’s Inside (Film, US, Greg Jardin, 2024) Young couple with relationship problems (Brittany O’Grady, James Morosini) attends a gathering of old college friends where a long-estranged pal (David Thompson) proposes a game using his top secret body-switching machine. Fast-paced single location SF ensemble thriller dares the audience to keep up with its twists and convolutions.—RDL

Lee (Film, UK/US, Ellen Kuras, 2024) Captivating, abrasive ex-model and fashion photographer Lee Miller (Kate Winslet) sweeps the rules aside to cover WWII, from combat in France to the discovery of the Dachau death camp, as a war correspondent. Though its storytelling devices are overly wordy and literary, perhaps inescapably so due to Miller’s story and the many renowned figures who populate it, Winslet’s fierce commitment to the role holds its pieces together.—RDL

Mickey 17 (Film, US, Bong Joon-ho, 2025) Expendable operative and guinea pig (Robert Pattinson) used by a project to colonize the frosty world of Niflheim survives a mission only to discover that his next self has already been bio-printed and implanted with his memories. Pattinson gets to play two character roles in an emphatic, satirical SF look at identity, alien contact, and authoritarian malfeasance. Mark Ruffalo and Toni Colette play the despotic villains as ridiculously cartoonish, which is to say with absolute documentary accuracy.—RDL

Shell Games: Rogues, Smugglers, and the Hunt for Nature’s Bounty (Nonfiction, Craig Welch, 2010) In their pursuit of poachers overfishing the geoduck, an expensive clam of absurd phallic aspect, wildlife officers enlist a larger than life informant up to shenanigans of his own. Eye-opening, colorfully reported exposé reveals the mechanics of marine animal piracy.—RDL

Superman: Space Age (Comics, DC, Mark Russell and Mike Allred, 2022-2023) Soon after the JFK assassination brings Clark Kent off the farm, he learns from Pariah that the world will end in twenty years. Lexcorp and WayneTech dueling for Pentagon contracts is one of the better bits in this “DC Universe but with history in it” story, but the core is Superman figuring out what heroism means on a doomed planet. Mike Allred, of course, is born to do Silver Age art, and this is some of his best work.—KH

Wildcat (Film, US, Ethan Hawke, 2023) Worsening illness forces young aspiring writer Flannery O’Connor (Maya Hawke) to move from New York City to the small town Georgia home of her conventional, undermining mother (Laura Linney.) Hawke’s angry, thwarted dignity as O’Connor anchors a nonlinear biopic, which addresses the problem of its subject’s outwardly uneventful life by threading in dramatized excerpts of her most famous stories.—RDL

Woman of the Hour (Film, US, Anna Kendrick, 2024) Struggling actress Sheryl Bradshaw (Anna Kendrick) agrees to appear on The Dating Game in 1978, unaware that Bachelor #3 is serial killer Rodney Alcala (Daniel Zovatto). A solid true-crime flick that centers Kendrick’s Everywoman experience in the sexist vortex of LA, and does not romanticize the killer at all, which is the best commentary on The Dating Game (and LA) that one could ask for. Like many actor-directors, Kendrick prefers to shoot actors emoting rather than locations, which harshes her period vibe a bit.—KH

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Enquiry (Fiction, Dick Francis, 1969) Warned off the track for allegedly fixing a race, jockey Kelly Hughes goes about investigating and reversing the titular enquiry by the unfathomable tactic of asking direct questions. In Britain, this counts as hard-boiled detection. Not as polished as later Francis thrillers, this one still has the Swiss-watch pacing that a true thriller writer needs more than anything else. But it doesn’t really have surprise, shock, or particularly well drawn characters; Hughes seems a little more Mary Sue than Francis’ later protagonists.—KH

Legends of the Condor Heroes: The Gallants (Film, China, Tsui Hark, 2025) Honorable martial artist raised by Mongols as an exile from the Song Dynasty (Zhang Xiao) seeks reunion with the love he unjustly scorned (Dafei Zhuang) and tries to prevent war between his ancestral and adopted peoples. Overly intent on epic scale, and ungainly, as attempts to squish the elaborately plotted fiction of Louis Cha into feature length often are, but the climactic action set piece is what you want from a Hark film. The same material has been made into three different TV series.—RDL

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Mickey 17 (Film, US, Bong Joon-ho, 2025) On the run from a loan shark, whiny schlimazel Mickey (Robert Pattinson) joins a colony ship as an Expendable, to be killed and cloned and reprinted over and over at need. An interminable succession of ultimately toothless satire, tell-don’t-show storytelling, and random things Bong thought were neat (and many of them in fact are) follows. Nothing interesting gets followed up or built upon; the absolute best bit is Toni Collette committing to the role of sauce-obsessed Melania/Lady Macbeth manque, but that’s because Toni Collette is always great.—KH

Episode 639: This Appendix Should Not Have Been Printed

March 7th, 2025 | Robin

In the Gaming Hut we look at optional rules. What does it mean to designate a rule as optional, and what rules are we likely to put in that bucket?

The History Hut profiles 19th century utopian sect leader Barthélemy-Prosper Enfantin, who advocated for free love and the Suez Canal.

Prompted from a question by beloved Patreon backer Ross Ireland, How to Write Good reveals the software tools and online resources we use in our work.

Finally, at the behest of estimable Patreon backer Steve Dempsey, the Consulting Occultist fulfills its Canadian content requirements with a look at William Lyon Mackenzie King, who served for a total of 21 years as Prime Minister while secretly engaged in spiritualist inquiry.

Want to pose a question to the show? Get your priority question asking access with your support for the KARTAS Patreon!

Our Patreon-backed Letterboxd list of all films mentioned on the show is now up and running.

Also check out the Goodreads list of books mentioned on the show.

Snag Ken and Robin merchandise at TeePublic.


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Want to pose a question to the show? Get your priority question asking access with your support for the KARTAS Patreon!

Our Patreon-backed Letterboxd list of all films mentioned on the show is now up and running.

Also check out the Goodreads list of books mentioned on the show.

Snag Ken and Robin merchandise at TeePublic.


The sorrowful solo gamebook Unhappy Birthday at Castle Slogar now dolefully awaits you from the frightening folks of Atlas Games. Packed with maps, riddles and dire dilemmas, it is sure to lure you to a delightfully solitary spiral of gloom!

A global mythos conspiracy ensnares the player characters in The Borellus Connection, Pelgrane Press’ new Fall of DELTA Green mega-campaign by Gareth Ryder-Hanrahan and Kenneth Hite. Journey in the guise of federal narcotics agents to Saigon, Beirut, Prague and Bozukepe. Buy it for your GM and demand that she run it today!

Don your pallid mask and get all the Ken, Carcosa, and footnotes you require now that Arc Dream’s The King in Yellow: Annotated Edition is now available in paperback and ebook formats. With stunning art by Samuel Araya, this lavish tome of terror earns a space on any shelf.

Turn your digital dials to Gen Con TV, The Best Four Days in Gaming – All Year Long. Entirely free and streaming your way on Twitch, Gen Con TV offers actual plays, reviews, dramatized gaming shorts, minis painting and its flagship show, Table Talk, beaming to you Fridays at 2 pm with polyhedral news you’re dying to use.

A global mythos conspiracy ensnares the player characters in The Borellus Connection, Pelgrane Press’ new Fall of DELTA Green mega-campaign by Gareth Ryder-Hanrahan and Kenneth Hite. Journey in the guise of federal narcotics agents to Saigon, Beirut, Prague and Bozukepe. Buy it for your GM and demand that she run it today!

Brace for more Delta Green Mythos horror with Dead Drops, Arc Dream’s latest bone-chilling anthology of black bag scenarios. From a secret Missouri church to a frozen Alabama town, the top secret terrors keep on unfolding. Acquire the 288 page full color hardback from the Arc Dream store, or purchase, download, rate and review the PDF at DriveThru.

Turn your digital dials to Gen Con TV, The Best Four Days in Gaming – All Year Long. Entirely free and streaming your way on Twitch, Gen Con TV offers actual plays, reviews, dramatized gaming shorts, minis painting and its flagship show, Table Talk, beaming to you Fridays at 2 pm with polyhedral news you’re dying to use.

Ken and Robin Consume Media: Glowing TVs, Chic French Goddesses, Classic Costumes, and the Master of Horse Mysteries

March 4th, 2025 | Robin

Ken and Robin Consume Media is brought to you by the discriminating and good-looking backers of the Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff Patreon. Each week we provide capsule reviews of the books, movies, TV seasons and more we cram into our hyper-analytical sensoriums. Join the Patreon to help pick the items we’ll talk about in greater depth on a little podcast segment we like to call Tell Me More.

The Pinnacle

The Violent Bear It Away (Fiction, Flannery O’Connor, 1955) When the deranged backwoods great-uncle who kidnapped him to raise as a prophet drops dead at the breakfast table, a sullen 14 year old heads to the city where his atheist uncle lives to embrace or reject his destiny. Disturbing literary noir of intergenerational mania told with sere omniscience.—RDL

Recommended

Bob Mackie: Naked Illusion (Film, US, Matthew Miele, 2024) Warm-hearted arts profile documentary celebrates the six decade career of iconic costume designer Bob Mackie, whose works include Elton John’s Donald Duck, Pink’s Glitter in the Air Grammy outfit, Cher’s ‘86 Oscar dress and every costume and wig for all 11 seasons of the Carol Burnett Show.—RDL

Duelle (Film, France, Jacques Rivette, 1976) Chicly clad goddesses of day (Bulle Ogier) and night (Juliet Berto) draw fragile mortals into their deadly struggle to possess a powerful gem. Naturalistic fantasy, in which the performer’s stylized movements matter as much as conventional storytelling, demands submission to its eccentric rhythm.—RDL

I Saw the TV Glow (Film, US, Jane Schoenbrun, 2024) Withdrawn kid (Justice Smith) forges an intense connection to an older student (Jack Haven), bonded by their stepfather problems and obsession with a supernaturally themed TV show, which is either more or less than what it seems. Haunting, movingly acted weird tale in which the worst form of reality horror is suppressed gender dysphoria.—RDL

Longshot (Fiction, Dick Francis, 1990) Impoverished survival writer John Kendall takes a desperation job to write the commissioned biography of a racehorse trainer, and gets caught up in a murder investigation. Less of a mystery than a thriller, the novel nonetheless plays fair while hitting suspense beats with stopwatch precision. Francis unsurprisingly reaches his emotional and lyrical peak while describing horses, but his people look and act like humans, which is refreshing.—KH

Man’s Castle (Film, US, Frank Borzage, 1933) Autonomy-seeking wanderer (Spencer Tracy) chafes at the unconditional adoration offered him by an angelic fellow shantytown resident (Loretta Young.) Tracy’s presence and Borzage’s mystical romanticism build sympathy for a character and central problem we could otherwise easily reject.—RDL

Maria (Film, Italy/Germany/Chile/US, Pablo Larrain, 2024) In the last week of her life, mercurial opera legend Maria Callas (Angelina Jolie) recounts her life to a pharmaceutically hallucinated TV interviewer (Kodi Smit-McPhee), ducks an unwanted prognosis, and works with an English conductor (Stephen Ashby) to revive her ruined voice. In a moving, layered portrayal of a person no longer able to do the thing that defines her, Jolie reveals the pain behind sturdily built defense mechanisms.—RDL

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