Ken Consumes Media: Classics and Rarities from Noir City Chicago
September 10th, 2024 | Robin
Ken and Robin Consume Media is brought to you by the discriminating and good-looking backers of the Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff Patreon. Each week we provide capsule reviews of the books, movies, TV seasons and more we cram into our hyper-analytical sensoriums. Join the Patreon to help pick the items we’ll talk about in greater depth on a little podcast segment we like to call Tell Me More.
The Pinnacle
Odd Man Out (Film, UK, Carol Reed, 1947) Wounded in a Belfast payroll robbery, IRA leader Johnny McQueen (James Mason) tries to survive and escape the hated British police cordon. Begins as crime thriller and ends up in wild Expressionist passion play, so you have to hold on for the run and trust Reed in the many key change-ups. A superlative cast, shot mostly on location by Robert Krasker (his first cinematographer gig), superb but never intrusive musical score, and a nearly impossible blend of existential comedy and agony.—KH
Recommended
Brute Force (Film, US, Jules Dassin, 1947) Joe Collins (Burt Lancaster) is determined to escape Westgate Prison, and sadistic guard captain Munsey (Hume Cronyn) is determined to break him, or worse. A crew of Hey It’s That Guys given life and individuality by a terse, economical Richard Brooks script keep the “society is prison” theme from lumbering what in the end remains a super-violent (for the era), compellingly watchable (for any era) thriller.—KH
Hardly a Criminal (Film, Argentina, Hugo Fregonese, 1949) Impatient gambler José Moran (Jorge Salcedo) defrauds his company for a big payoff, counting on doing his maximum six-year sentence and coming back for the dough. Salcedo deftly and charmingly walks the scoundrel-scumbag line through a film that likewise dodges between neo-realism and noir for 88 packed minutes.—KH
Ossessione (Film, Italy, Luchino Visconti, 1943) Tramp Gino (Massimo Girroti) stops at a roadside trattoria to seduce Giovanna (Clara Calamai), the wife of the loutish owner Giuseppe (Juan de Landa), and the lovers plot his murder. Uncredited adaptation of the James M. Cain novel The Postman Always Rings Twice deletes the legal subplot in favor of giving Gino a foil (Elio Marcuzzo) representing male freedom through irresponsible homosociality (at least). The result is an oddly formalist melodrama shot in neo-Realist style, which works much better than it sounds like it should.—KH
The Postman Always Rings Twice (Film, US, Tay Garnett, 1946) Tramp Frank (John Garfield) stops at a roadside diner to seduce Cora (Lana Turner), the wife of the cheap owner Nick (Cecil Kellaway), and the lovers plot his murder. Untangles the James M. Cain source novel somewhat, at the cost of narrative clarity and breathing room, but remains a foundational feast of noir. Hume Cronyn almost walks away with the part of Keats the lawyer, but this is Lana Turner’s film throughout.—KH
Victims of Sin (Film, Mexico, Emilio Fernández, 1951) Nightclub dancer Violeta (Ninón Sevilla) takes in another dancer’s abandoned baby by pimp Rodolfo (Rodolfo Acosta) and destroys her life. Best-of-breed rumbera film (think “rhumba noir morality play”) provides plenty of dancing and musical numbers — seldom has the melos been better in any melodrama. The story, by contrast, expands and contracts at seeming random, accentuating the somewhat surreal feel established by cinematographer Miguel Figueroa.—KH
The Window (Film, US, Ted Tetzlaff, 1949) Perennial fibber Tommy (Bobby Driscoll) sees a murder from the fire escape but his parents don’t believe him. Driscoll’s Oscar-winning acting job propels a terrific juvenile version of the Hitchcock plot, this one based on a Cornell Woolrich story, through a Greenwich Village superbly shot on location. Paul Stewart and Ruth Roman excel as the murderers, although Hitch probably wouldn’t have let them turn quite so desperate and stupid quite so soon.—KH
Zero Focus (Film, Japan, Yoshitaro Nomura, 1961) When her ad-man husband Kenichi (Koji Nambara) disappears from a business trip to Kanazawa, newlywed Teiko (Yoshiko Kuga) unravels secrets of his past. Almost flawless noir mystery makes the most of the cold natural sea and snow of Ishikawa prefecture, along with Kuga’s restrained, internalized acting. Nomura’s focus on process, system, and trains puts one in mind of a Japanese David Fincher.—KH
Good
Cast a Dark Shadow (Film, UK, Lewis Gilbert, 1955) Edward “Teddy” Bare (Dirk Bogarde) murders his elderly wife and sets his sights on feisty barmaid-turned-rich-widow Freda Jeffries (Margaret Lockwood). Retains too much of the drawing-room staginess of its source material, but every so often achieves genuine grue or rich dark comedy. Enjoyable, if mostly predictable; Bogarde and Lockwood are by far the best things in it.—KH
Don’t Ever Open That Door (Film, Argentina, Carlos Hugo Christensen, 1952) Two minor Cornell Woolrich stories become two halves of a portmanteau suspense thriller: a man’s sister driven to destruction by a mysterious phone caller, and a blind woman’s criminal son comes home at last. The surprise endings don’t, but the visuals stay hopping and inventive throughout thanks to cinematographer Pablo Tabernero.—KH
RVIFF Day 5: An Indonesian Middle School Weretiger, Mom Comes Back From the Dead, and the Hunt for an Iranian Serial Killer
September 10th, 2024 | Robin
A Ken and Robin Consume Media Special Feature
The Cow Who Sang a Song Into the Future (Chile, Francisca Alegría, 2023, 4) Controlling doctor (Leonor Varela) takes her kids back to the family dairy farm after her father suffers a health episode triggered by an encounter with her mother (Mia Maestro), whose suicide occurred decades ago. Eco-themed family drama places well-drawn characters in a magic realist situation.
At least one extremely long title is a must when simulating a film festival. Between this and the previously described Don’t Expect Too Much From the End of the World I feel this has been successfully covered this year.
Tiger Stripes (Indonesia, Amanda Nell Eu, 2023, 4) Hassled at school for being a little bit high-spirited, a girl who is the first in her cohort to get her period begins to turn into a tjindaku, the local version of the weretiger. Transforms from a naturalistic feminist coming of age drama into witty teen body horror.
If this was a conventional horror film there would be a bunch of exposition in which the words tjindaku and weretiger would be mentioned. Instead Tiger Stripes retains its realist observational detachment even after it crosses over into horror mode.
Peter von Kant (France, François Ozon, 2022, 4) In a typical act of romantic self-destruction, 70s filmmaker Peter von Kant (Denis Ménochet) courts a handsome young man with a tragic past (Khalil Ben Gharbia) by promising to make him a star. Billed as a remake of The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant, to which it bears the sole resemblance of being set in an apartment, this is actually a rueful and funny highly theatrical chamber biopic of Rainer Werner Fassbinder. Isabelle Adjani plays Hanna Schygulla and Hanna Schygulla plays Fassbinder’s mother, who at one point has an impassioned speech defending Isabelle Adjani as Hanna Schygulla.
Ozon’s entire career has been in dialogue with Fassbinder and an exploration of cinematic game-playing, making his most directly Fassbinderian film also his most Ozonian.
Holy Spider (Denmark, Ali Abassi, 2022, 4) Risk-taking reporter defies authorities in the holy Iranian city of Mashhad as she tracks a serial killer preying on women in the sex trade. Gritty crime procedural where the social and political context throws additional obstacles into the manhunt and its aftermath.
Shot in Jordan.
For the third year running, my wife Valerie and I are attending our own at-home film festival. It takes the place in our hearts and vacation plans formerly reserved by the Toronto International Film Festival. The Robin and Valerie International Film Festival is the cinema event you can play along with at home, with a roster of streaming service and SVOD titles. Its roster includes the foreign, independent and cult titles we used to love to see at TIFF, but cheaper, hassle-free, and on the comfort of our own couch. Daily capsule reviews roll out throughout the festival, with a complete list in order of preference dropping a day or two afterwards. Review ratings are out of 5.
If you enjoy this special text feature of the Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff podcast and don’t already support our Patreon, consider tossing a few bucks in the tip jar. Or check out my book on action films and their roleplaying applications, Blowing Up the Movies. Or the roleplaying game inspired by the Hong Kong films I first encountered at TIFF, Feng Shui 2.
Ken and Robin Consume Media: Noir City Chicago 2024
September 10th, 2024 | KenH
Ken and Robin Consume Media is brought to you by the discriminating and good-looking backers of the Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff Patreon. Each week we provide capsule reviews of the books, movies, TV seasons and more we cram into our hyper-analytical sensoriums. Join the Patreon to help pick the items we’ll talk about in greater depth on a little podcast segment we like to call Tell Me More.
Robin is RVIFFing this week, as you can see by perusing his posts from the front couches.
The Pinnacle
Odd Man Out (Film, UK, Carol Reed, 1947) Wounded in a Belfast payroll robbery, IRA leader Johnny McQueen (James Mason) tries to survive and escape the hated British police cordon. Begins as crime thriller and ends up in wild Expressionist passion play, so you have to hold on for the run and trust Reed in the many key change-ups. A superlative cast, shot mostly on location by Robert Krasker (his first cinematographer gig), superb but never intrusive musical score, and a nearly impossible blend of existential comedy and agony.—KH
Recommended
Brute Force (Film, US, Jules Dassin, 1947) Joe Collins (Burt Lancaster) is determined to escape Westgate Prison, and sadistic guard captain Munsey (Hume Cronyn) is determined to break him, or worse. A crew of Hey It’s That Guys given life and individuality by a terse, economical Richard Brooks script keep the “society is prison” theme from lumbering what in the end remains a super-violent (for the era), compellingly watchable (for any era) thriller.—KH
Hardly a Criminal (Film, Argentina, Hugo Fregonese, 1949) Impatient gambler José Moran (Jorge Salcedo) defrauds his company for a big payoff, counting on doing his maximum six-year sentence and coming back for the dough. Salcedo deftly and charmingly walks the scoundrel-scumbag line through a film that likewise dodges between neo-realism and noir for 88 packed minutes.—KH
Ossessione (Film, Italy, Luchino Visconti, 1943) Tramp Gino (Massimo Girroti) stops at a roadside trattoria to seduce Giovanna (Clara Calamai), the wife of the loutish owner Giuseppe (Juan de Landa), and the lovers plot his murder. Uncredited adaptation of the James M. Cain novel The Postman Always Rings Twice deletes the legal subplot in favor of giving Gino a foil (Elio Marcuzzo) representing male freedom through irresponsible homosociality (at least). The result is an oddly formalist melodrama shot in neo-Realist style, which works much better than it sounds like it should.—KH
The Postman Always Rings Twice (Film, US, Tay Garnett, 1946) Tramp Frank (John Garfield) stops at a roadside diner to seduce Cora (Lana Turner), the wife of the cheap owner Nick (Cecil Kellaway), and the lovers plot his murder. Untangles the James M. Cain source novel somewhat, at the cost of narrative clarity and breathing room, but remains a foundational feast of noir. Hume Cronyn almost walks away with the part of Keats the lawyer, but this is Lana Turner’s film throughout.—KH
Victims of Sin (Film, Mexico, Emilio Fernández, 1951) Nightclub dancer Violeta (Ninón Sevilla) takes in another dancer’s abandoned baby by pimp Rodolfo (Rodolfo Acosta) and destroys her life. Best-of-breed rumbera film (think “rhumba noir morality play”) provides plenty of dancing and musical numbers — seldom has the melos been better in any melodrama. The story, by contrast, expands and contracts at seeming random, accentuating the somewhat surreal feel established by cinematographer Miguel Figueroa.—KH
The Window (Film, US, Ted Tetzlaff, 1949) Perennial fibber Tommy (Bobby Driscoll) sees a murder from the fire escape but his parents don’t believe him. Driscoll’s Oscar-winning acting job propels a terrific juvenile version of the Hitchcock plot, this one based on a Cornell Woolrich story, through a Greenwich Village superbly shot on location. Paul Stewart and Ruth Roman excel as the murderers, although Hitch probably wouldn’t have let them turn quite so desperate and stupid quite so soon.—KH
Zero Focus (Film, Japan, Yoshitaro Nomura, 1961) When her ad-man husband Kenichi (Koji Nambara) disappears from a business trip to Kanazawa, newlywed Teiko (Yoshiko Kuga) unravels secrets of his past. Almost flawless noir mystery makes the most of the cold natural sea and snow of Ishikawa prefecture, along with Kuga’s restrained, internalized acting. Nomura’s focus on process, system, and trains puts one in mind of a Japanese David Fincher.—KH
Good
Cast a Dark Shadow (Film, UK, Lewis Gilbert, 1955) Edward “Teddy” Bare (Dirk Bogarde) murders his elderly wife and sets his sights on feisty barmaid-turned-rich-widow Freda Jeffries (Margaret Lockwood). Retains too much of the drawing-room staginess of its source material, but every so often achieves genuine grue or rich dark comedy. Enjoyable, if mostly predictable; Bogarde and Lockwood are by far the best things in it.—KH
Never Open That Door (Film, Argentina, Carlos Hugo Christensen, 1952) Two minor Cornell Woolrich stories become two halves of a portmanteau suspense thriller: a man’s sister driven to destruction by a mysterious phone caller, and a blind woman’s criminal son comes home at last. The surprise endings don’t, but the visuals stay hopping and inventive throughout thanks to cinematographer Pablo Tabernero.—KH
RVIFF Day 4: Adorable Killers, Soundstage Chaos, and a Courtroom Puzzle
September 9th, 2024 | Robin
A Ken and Robin Consume Media Special Feature
Before, Now & Then (Indonesia, Kamila Andini, 2022) Wife (Happy Salma) of a wealthy philanderer (Arswendy Bening Swara) strives to keep up appearances as her previous life, shattered by war, reasserts itself. Sinuous, compellingly acted drama parallels repressed domestic truths with the forgetting of the Suharto regime’s 65-66 mass killings.
From beautiful, multilayered dramas like this to its horror and action output, Indonesia is really establishing itself as a new fully emerged national cinema.
Saint Omer (France, Alice Diop, 2022,4) Author (Kayije Kagame) covering the infanticide trial of a Senegalese philosophy student (Guslagie Malanda) finds uncomfortable resonances with her own life. Observational courtroom drama about the mystery of motivation uses its reporter character not as a narrative device but as a source of emotional connection.
I wonder how many French courtroom dramas I’m going to watch before I stop being boggled about the differences in their procedure compared to the Anglo-American one.
Cobweb (South Korea, Kim Jee-woon, 2024, 3.5) Convinced they will turn his latest project into a masterpiece and overturn his reputation as a perennial second-rater, an obsessive director (Song Kang-ho) connives his way to an unauthorized reshoot hidden from 70s censors. Broad soundstage satire offers a jaundiced take on creative ambition and is presumably funnier if you really know the Korean film industry.
A line from this film is going to rattle around in my head for a good while to come: “Believing in yourself is a talent.” Granted, it’s spoken by the hallucinated ghost of the protagonist’s mentor. But there is a big chunk of truth in that not necessarily encouraging thought.
Baby Assassins: 2 Babies (Japan, Yugo Sakamoto, 2023, 4) Adorably flaky teen girl killers (Akari Takaishi, Saori Izawa) get suspended from the Assassins Guild and are targeted by wannabes. This upgrade from the original boasts funnier off-kilter comedy, better fights and a more consistent tone.
For the third year running, my wife Valerie and I are attending our own at-home film festival. It takes the place in our hearts and vacation plans formerly reserved by the Toronto International Film Festival. The Robin and Valerie International Film Festival is the cinema event you can play along with at home, with a roster of streaming service and SVOD titles. Its roster includes the foreign, independent and cult titles we used to love to see at TIFF, but cheaper, hassle-free, and on the comfort of our own couch. Daily capsule reviews roll out throughout the festival, with a complete list in order of preference dropping a day or two afterwards. Review ratings are out of 5.
If you enjoy this special text feature of the Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff podcast and don’t already support our Patreon, consider tossing a few bucks in the tip jar. Or check out my book on action films and their roleplaying applications, Blowing Up the Movies. Or the roleplaying game inspired by the Hong Kong films I first encountered at TIFF, Feng Shui 2.
RVIFF Day 3: Geomancer vs. Evil Grave, Sea Priestesses vs. Corrupt Modernity, and Mads Mikkelsen vs. the Jutland Heath
September 8th, 2024 | Robin
A Ken and Robin Consume Media Special Feature
Mami Wata (Nigeria, C.J. ‘Fiery’ Obasi, 2023, 4) The adopted daughter (Evelyne Ily Juhen) of an untouched village’s intermediary to the sea goddess struggles to protect it from the encroach of corrupt modernity. Impassioned allegorical drama shot in a striking digital black and white that transforms the actor’s patterned costumes into stark graphic elements.
The Promised Land (Denmark, Nikolaj Arcel, 2023, 5) Stubbornly determined veteran 18th century officer (Mads Mikkelsen) vies for a noble title by promising to successfully cultivate the Jutland heath, gathering misfit allies and enraging a sniveling, murderous rival landowner (Simon Bennebjerg.) Thematically a western, but also in its emotional performances, narrative sweep, and depiction of landscape as divine antagonist, a drink from the well of David Lean.
As far as actual history is concerned, this turns out to be one of those “don’t look up the real guy” movies.
Scarlet (France, Pietro Marcello, 2022, 4) Girl grows from infant to young adult (Juliette Jouan) in an interwar French village whose churlish residents treat her talented woodworker father (Raphaël Thiéry) as an outcast. Lyrical, novelistic drama shows the difference between sincerity and sentimentality.
Cliff Walkers (China, Zhang Yimou, 2021, 4) Communist commandos paratroop into occupied Harbin to perform a mission, unaware that they’ve been betrayed to the puppet government’s secret police. Snowy period espionage action-thriller where nearly every character is engaged in at least a double game.
Exhuma (South Korea, Jang Jae-hyun, 2024) Hired to lift a curse afflicting a rich family, a team led by a mercenary geomancer (Choi Min-Sik) and a blunt shaman (Kim Go-eun) removes their grandfather’s coffin from his inauspicious grave, digging up more than they expected. Investigative folk horror flick packed with scares, curveballs, and fun character moments.
Just when I thought the South Korean film industry had already laser-targeted my interests, it puts the star of Old Boy in a movie about a feng shui expert conducting an occult investigation. It even features creepy foxes, which by reality-shattering coincidence also appeared as an emergent recurring motif from my Yellow King playtest series.
However until James Gunn greenlights a Justice Society of America movie where the golden age heroes hang out with a disturbingly friendly blood robot, I assure you nothing weird is going on.
For the third year running, my wife Valerie and I are attending our own at-home film festival. It takes the place in our hearts and vacation plans formerly reserved by the Toronto International Film Festival. The Robin and Valerie International Film Festival is the cinema event you can play along with at home, with a roster of streaming service and SVOD titles. Its roster includes the foreign, independent and cult titles we used to love to see at TIFF, but cheaper, hassle-free, and on the comfort of our own couch. Daily capsule reviews roll out throughout the festival, with a complete list in order of preference dropping a day or two afterwards. Review ratings are out of 5.
If you enjoy this special text feature of the Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff podcast and don’t already support our Patreon, consider tossing a few bucks in the tip jar. Or check out my book on action films and their roleplaying applications, Blowing Up the Movies. Or the roleplaying game inspired by the Hong Kong films I first encountered at TIFF, Feng Shui 2.
RVIFF Days 1 & 2: Chinese Neo-Noir, Mongolian Indie Quirk, and a Miike Monster
September 7th, 2024 | Robin
A Ken and Robin Consume Media Special Feature
The film festival you can play along with at home, hitting the pause button whenever you need a nap, and no one in the line up has a loud dumb opinion about something you’re seeing later in the week, is off to another strong start.
The Sparring Partner (Hong Kong, Ho Cheuk-Tin, 2022, 4) A psychopathic loser (Yeung Wai Leung) and his questionably functionable roommate (Mak Pui Tung) go on trial for his parents, gruesome murders. Told in fragmented chronology and with quasi-surreal visual devices, this true crime docudrama probes the impossibility of reliably knowing the facts of a case or the motivations of its participants.
The Sales Girl (Mongolia, Janchivdorj Sengedorj, 2021, 4) When she subs for a classmate as a sex shop clerk, an unassuming physics student (Bayarjargal Bayartsetseg) bonds with the owner (Oidovjamts Enkhtuul), a former ballet star with lessons to impart on lust, life and loss. Straight from Ulaanbaatar, it’s a quirky, embracing indie comedy-drama with touches of Aki Kaurismaki deadpan.
The Conqueror: Hollywood Fallout (UK, William Nunez, 2023, 4) Documentary chronicles the production of the notoriously laughable, Howard Hughes-instigated 1956 Genghis Khan biopic, shot downwind from Nevada a-bomb tests many link to the cancer deaths of stars John Wayne, Susan Hayward, Agnes Moorhead, Pedro Armendariz and director Dick Powell. Grounds a real life story with a central metaphor too on-the-nose for fiction by also focusing on the huge number of non-celebrity fallout exposure victims.
Walk Up (South Korea, Hong Sang-soo, 2022, 4) Abrupt time jumps between scenes set in the same building reveal the shifting relationships between a successful, neurotic filmmaker, his daughter, a couple of girlfriends, and a neglected admirer. Formally disorienting, satirical character piece unnervingly suggests that people can change, but only to find new ways to disappoint, or be disappointed by, others.
Do Not Expect Too Much From the End of the World (Romania, Radu Jude, 2023, 4) Exhausted PA (Ilinca Manolache) fights brutal Bucharest traffic working on a worker safety video for a performatively concerned foreign manufacturer. Satirical portrait of a nation working itself with to death underpinned by such formal interventions as the heroine’s scabrous bro culture parody TikToks, extended drop-ins from an earlier, Ceaușescu-era film, and a run time that feels like an extra overtime shift.
Are You Lonesome Tonight? (China, Shipei Wen, 2021, 5) After running a man over, a redemption-seeking air conditioner repairman (Eddie Peng) contrives to meet his widow (Sylvia Chang), making a startling discovery about the case. Neo-noir thriller with an almost tangible feeling for the characters’ hot, humid environment and a bag full of narrative surprises.
Lumberjack the Monster (Japan, Takashi Miike, 2023, 4) Murderous lawyer (Kazuya Kamenashi) tries to figure out why a masked serial killer attacked him, as an obsessive profiler (Nanao) hunts them both. Thriller novel adaptation pays off after getting the complicated plot out of the way, with Miike in his relatively normal mainstream mode.
For the third year running, my wife Valerie and I are attending our own at-home film festival. It takes the place in our hearts and vacation plans formerly reserved by the Toronto International Film Festival. The Robin and Valerie International Film Festival is the cinema event you can play along with at home, with a roster of streaming service and SVOD titles. Its Blowing Up the Movies. Or the roleplaying game inspired by the Hong Kong films I first encountered at TIFF, Feng Shui 2.
Episode 615: Ranger Problems
September 6th, 2024 | Robin
In the Gaming Hut we look at ways to tell whether your group will thrive in a sandbox game.
Ken and/or Robin Talk To Someone Else features our chat with fast-rising board game designer Clarence Simpson, whose credits include The Wolves, A Message from the Stars, Chomp, and Merchants of Magick.
Part two of our Horror Hut look at reality horror, as spurred by beloved backer Greg, tackles scenario design for this mind-tripping sub-genre.
Finally the Consulting Occultist cracks the code on pioneering steganographer Johannes Trithemius.
Want to pose a question to the show? Get your priority question asking access with your support for the KARTAS Patreon!
Our Patreon-backed Letterboxd list of all films mentioned on the show is now up and running.
Also check out the Goodreads list of books mentioned on the show.
Snag Ken and Robin merchandise at TeePublic.
The prophecy has been fulfilled: Ars Magica Definitive, a revised and expanded deluxe version Ars Magica 5th Edition, launches this fall. With a host of new material published since the original rulebook’s release and heirloom production quality, this belongs in the library of every magus. Instruct your most trusted companion to sign up for launch alerts.
That cult would never die, till the stars came right again, and the secret priests would take great Cthulhu from His tomb to announce Trail of Cthulhu Second Edition, coming October 1st on Backerkit. Get ready to alert your friends and anyone else you’d be willing to climb into a ghoul pit with.
Don your pallid mask and get all the Ken, Carcosa, and footnotes you require now that Arc Dream’s The King in Yellow: Annotated Edition is now available in paperback and ebook formats. With stunning art by Samuel Araya, this lavish tome of terror earns a space on any shelf.
Turn your digital dials to Gen Con TV, The Best Four Days in Gaming – All Year Long. Entirely free and streaming your way on Twitch, Gen Con TV offers actual plays, reviews, dramatized gaming shorts, minis painting and its flagship show, Table Talk, beaming to you Fridays at 2 pm with polyhedral news you’re dying to use.
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Ken and Robin Consume Media: The Killer (2024), Hundreds of Beavers, and Dench on Shakespeare
September 3rd, 2024 | Robin
Ken and Robin Consume Media is brought to you by the discriminating and good-looking backers of the Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff Patreon. Each week we provide capsule reviews of the books, movies, TV seasons and more we cram into our hyper-analytical sensoriums. Join the Patreon to help pick the items we’ll talk about in greater depth on a little podcast segment we like to call Tell Me More.
Recommended
Hundreds of Beavers (Film, US, Mike Cheslik, 2022) After beavers sabotage his cider operation, trapper Jean Kayak endures epic pain and humiliation to gather enough of their pelts to marry his trading post sweetheart. Fusing the aesthetics of Chuck Jones, National Film Board of Canada animation, and Guy Maddin, this surreal, bonkers black-and-white near-wordless slapstick comedy featuring actors in plush mascot outfits easily wins the title of most Canadian film ever made by an American.—RDL
Long Live the Missus (Film, China, Hu Sang, 1947) A woman propels her husband’s business career with a few strategic white lies, only to have him take up with a gold-digging girlfriend. Cynical comedy of manners from the last moments of the short-lived Shanghai commercial movie industry. Aka Long Live the Mistress! —RDL
Shakespeare: The Man Who Pays the Rent (Nonfiction, Judi Dench & Brendan O’Hea, 2024) Longtime Shakespearean actor-director O’Hea prompts Dame Judi to discuss and divagate on every Shakespeare part she’s ever played, which is most of the female roles. Lovely blend of theater reminiscence, hard-headed acting advice, and the best kind of Bardolatry.—KH
Thelma (Film, US, Josh Margolin, 2024) Stubbornly independent nonagenarian (June Squibb) evades the scrutiny of her protective family to hunt down the scammers who ripped her off, with scooter-equipped old friend (Richard Roundtree) in tow as voice of reason. Affectionate, observant indie comedy doubles as sly parody of techno-thriller tropes.—RDL
Wigs on the Green (Fiction, Nancy Mitford, 1935) An upper class office drudge, unwillingly accompanied by his charming weasel friend, head to the Cotswolds in search of heiresses to marry, setting their sights on a teen fascist nitwit. Laugh-out-loud satire of the romantic folkways and political obliviousness of the upper crust assumes the reader is capable of supplying the needed moral context.—RDL
Okay
The Killer (Film, US, John Woo, 2024) Pursued by a maverick Parisian cop (Omar Sy), a formidable assassin (Nathalie Emmanuel) protects a singer (Diana Silvers) she accidentally blinded during a hit. Reconfigures Woo’s 1989 heroic bloodshed classic by taking a handful of images and plot points and starting over, with more plot and talking, and much less momentum and melodrama.—RDL
Under Paris (Film, France, Xavier Gens, 2024) Mutant super-mako Lilith inexplicably follows traumatized marine biologist Sophia (Bérénice Bejo) to Paris, where idiot shark-simps and vaguely helpful cops get chomped around her. Paris looks nice, and I counted two effective shots, but this Netflix chum coasts on people’s love of shark cinema and nothing else.—KH
Episode 614: Elves Falling in Love with Guitarists
August 30th, 2024 | Robin
At the behest of beloved Patreon backer Ian Carlsen, the Gaming Hut looks at ways to prepare for a technothriller game.
The moment we learned of an increasingly ascendant Brazilian narco gang called the Bonde da Kabbalah, you know it was time to reach for the Crime Blotter.
A three-part Horror Hut mini-series on reality horror, requested by estimable backer Greg, starts off with a 101 of literary and filmic sources.
Finally Time Incorporated’s soft spot for libraries calls for Ken’s Time Machine to intervene in the case of key Mexican literary figure Juana Inés de la Cruz, who had to appease the Church by selling off her 4,000 volume collection.
Want to pose a question to the show? Get your priority question asking access with your support for the KARTAS Patreon!
Our Patreon-backed Letterboxd list of all films mentioned on the show is now up and running.
Also check out the Goodreads list of books mentioned on the show.
Snag Ken and Robin merchandise at TeePublic.
The prophecy has been fulfilled: Ars Magica Definitive, a revised and expanded deluxe version Ars Magica 5th Edition, launches this fall. With a host of new material published since the original rulebook’s release and heirloom production quality, this belongs in the library of every magus. Instruct your most trusted companion to sign up for launch alerts.
A global mythos conspiracy ensnares the player characters in The Borellus Connection, Pelgrane Press’ new Fall of DELTA Green mega-campaign by Gareth Ryder-Hanrahan and Kenneth Hite. Journey in the guise of federal narcotics agents to Saigon, Beirut, Prague and Bozukepe. Buy it for your GM and demand that she run it today!
Don your pallid mask and get all the Ken, Carcosa, and footnotes you require now that Arc Dream’s The King in Yellow: Annotated Edition is now available in paperback and ebook formats. With stunning art by Samuel Araya, this lavish tome of terror earns a space on any shelf.
Turn your digital dials to Gen Con TV, The Best Four Days in Gaming – All Year Long. Entirely free and streaming your way on Twitch, Gen Con TV offers actual plays, reviews, dramatized gaming shorts, minis painting and its flagship show, Table Talk, beaming to you Fridays at 2 pm with polyhedral news you’re dying to use.
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Ken and Robin Consume Media: Alien: Romulus, Strange Darling, The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
August 27th, 2024 | Robin
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Recommended
House of Psychotic Women (Nonfiction, Kier-La Janisse, 2012) A thematic survey of horror, exploitation and extreme arthouse films revolving around female neurosis sheds light on the author’s chaotic upbringing. Juxtaposition of criticism and memoir does two things well that are tough to do separately, much less insightfully combine.—RDL
Legend of the Stardust Brothers (Film, Japan, Macoto Tezuka, 1985) A washed up pop duo recounts the bizarre events of their rise, fall, and battle with sinister opinion manipulators. Kooky spoof told in high 80s music video style.—RDL
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (Film, US/UK, Guy Ritchie, 2024) Jaunty commando team led by insouciant rule-breaker (Henry Cavill) and augmented by Nordic death machine (Alan Ritchson) targets a U-boat logistics hub on the island of Fernando Po. The real life Operation Postmaster becomes an exuberant Nazi-killing romp propelled by a blatantly Morricone-pastiching score. Surely Ritchie and MGM/Amazon both see this as his pitch to take over the Bond franchise, and I say have at it old chap.—RDL
Ottolenghi and the Cakes of Versailles (Film, US, Laura Gabbert, 2020) Cookbook kingpin and restaurateur Yotam Ottolenghi assembles an international team of pastry innovators to theatrically cater a Metropolitan Museum reception for its Versailles exhibit. Just as French royalty once allowed everyday folk to gawp at their palace festivities, this serene, sensual comfort documentary affords a glimpse of sugary opulence.—RDL
Strange Darling (Film, US, JT Mollner, 2024) In this taut, nonlinear serial-killer suspense two-hander, Willa Fitzgerald and Kyle Gallner provide the layered acting that Mollner’s treatment demands. Giovanni Ribisi’s first time as cinematographer produces a strong 70s-color effect, enhanced by Craig deLeon’s unsubtle score. Ed Begley, Jr. and Barbara Hershey’s stunt casting as a hippie-prepper couple reinforces the “this is a really good late-70s/early-80s suspense movie” vibe.—KH
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Clerks III (Film, US, Kevin Smith, 2022) A near-fatal heart attack inspires a sardonic convenience store co-owner (Jeff Anderson) to make a film about his experiences, dragging in his long-suffering, now widowed partner (Brian O’Halloran) as reluctant producer. Aging slackers confront mortality in a sincere but rhythmically lax recapitulation of Smith’s breakout film.—RDL
Not Recommended
Alien: Romulus (Film, US, Fede Álvarez, 2024) Problem youths on a crapsack colony planet pressure screwed-over orphan Rain (Cailee Spaeny) into bringing her defective synthetic (David Jonsson) along on their heist of cryotubes from a seemingly abandoned Weyland-Yutani research station. Hey remember that show Glee, and how it used to do those soulless, bathetic cover versions of pop standards? This is the Glee medley of the Alien franchise.—KH