Grimoire
Cthulhu
Dracula
Abraham Lincoln
Ken
Grimoire

Episode 165: If You Violate a Ghost’s Trade Policy

November 6th, 2015 | Robin

When Deep Ones suddenly display their powers of teleportation, are they being uncool? Step into the Gaming Hut for a look at situations where you want to keep the abilities of your monsters consistent.

In Ask Ken and Robin @marcaddress gets us to riff a society where corpse reanimation for heavy lifting and other tasks becomes just another normal aspect of life.

Powell’s Portland thought it was safe. But then Ken went back in its waters for a second strike on its reserve in a single year. Come round to Ken’s Bookshelf as we paw through the highlights of his monster haul.


Ken and Robin have oft been accused of being cards. Well, we can deny it no longer. We have become super-limited promo cards for Murder of Crows, Atlas Games’ fast-paced card game of murder and the macabre, for two to five players in the mood for something a little morbid. It’s Edward Gorey meets Caligari, by way of Edgar Allan Poe. Wait a minute, what does that graphic say? I’m not so sure about this…

Ken fans who did not partake of the Kickstarter can now sink their fangs into the general release of the Dracula Dossier from Pelgrane Press, consisting of the Director’s Handbook and Dracula Unredacted.

You say that’s still not enough Ken for you? Very well, my friend. His brilliant pieces on parasitic gaming, alternate Newtons, Dacian werewolves and more now lurk among the sparkling bounty of The Best of FENIX Volumes 1-3, from returning sponsors Askfageln. Yes, it’s Sweden’s favorite RPG magazine, now beautifully collected. Warning: not in Swedish.

In a move that surely violates someone’s security clearance, this episode is also brought to you by our friends at Arc Dream Publishing. The Kickstarter for Delta Green: the Roleplaying Game has come to an end, but don’t let that stop you from indulging your fever for this classic game, or that pinnacle of the Cthulhu game zine world, The Unspeakable Oath.

9 Responses to “Episode 165: If You Violate a Ghost’s Trade Policy”

  1. Hi Ken and Robin;

    I have a Nazi Weirdness story that I’d love to hear you guys riff on. I will include links below, but the short version is:

    – Before the war Russian botanist Nikolai Vavilov created a seed archive in the Soviet Union, before being arrested for criticizing Soviet science doctrine and dying in a gulag in 43.
    – When the Nazis invaded, Heinz Brucher of the Ahnenerbe was assigned to locate and loot satellite research facilities of Vavilov’s team (Nazi bio-pirates!).
    – Many of these samples ended up in a castle in Austria (Lannach) at the slave labour using SS-Institute for Plant Genetics.
    – 40,000 samples remain unaccounted for.
    – After surviving the war Brucher ended up in Argentina where he was murdered in his vineyard in 1991 – wiki thinks drug dealers might have been involved.

    So was this simple state-level industrial espionage? Or did these seeds have some special providence? Perhaps these seeds were recovered from Tunguska after the blast? And most importantly – where are the missing 40,000 samples and what strange and hideous things have grown from them?

    Ken – we need your expertise! I believe there’s Eliptonic gold in them thar Austrian mountains!

    Regards,
    Alex Johnston

    https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg21328502-000-lost-treasures-the-soviet-seed-bank/

    http://www.missedinhistory.com/podcasts/who-was-the-indiana-jones-of-botany/

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinz_Br%C3%BCcher

  2. hüth says:

    I skipped the 2nd segment because you took the two main points of fun out of the premise right off the bat : P

  3. This year’s pack is much more about dressing
    up as your favourite mob – it’s kinda like your Minecraft avatar is about
    to head out for a trick or treating session, just like you could do
    on October 31st.

  4. Tom Vallejos says:

    Your discussion of necromancy and using reanimated corpses reminded of the film “Cast A Deadly Spell”. Set in Post-WWII LA, PI Harry Lovecraft operates in world where magic exists and everyone is using it, except Harry. Zombies are used for bodyguards, they come six to a box, and bonafide witches are licensed by the state of California.

  5. RogerBW says:

    “A flumph is helpless if turned over.” Not that there were any rules for how you would achieve this, of course. This is TSR UK, not the Gygaxian rules-for-everything style.

  6. Robin says:

    Books featured in this episode of Ken’s Bookshelf:

    Dracula, by Bram Stoker, annotated by Mort Castle
    Perfect Spy: The Incredible Double Life of Pham Xuan An, Time Magazine Reporter and Vietnamese Communist Agent, by Larry Berman
    The Man Who Was M: The Life of Maxwell Knight, by Anthony Masters
    The Third Horseman: Climate Change and the Great Famine of the 14th Century, by William Rosen
    The Nation’s Master Forger Tells About the Hot Check Racket (1973) by James S. Jennings
    New York City Folklore, by B.A. Botkin
    Merlin and the Discovery of Avalon in the New World, by Graham Phillips
    National Portrait Gallery Insights: Shakespeare and His Contemporaries, by Charles Nicholl
    Mutants & Mystics: Science Fiction, Superhero Comics, and the Paranormal, by Jeffrey J. Kripal
    Before the Storm: Barry Goldwater and the Unmaking of the American Consensus, by Rick Perlstein
    Maps of Paradise, by Alessandro Scafi

  7. Corey says:

    Great Show! For the Patreon, I think you should compile all the How To Write Good segments and make them all available as a Download or on a Flash Drive. For that matter you could make a flash drive of all the KARTAS episodes and I would snatch that up right quick.

    Thanks!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Film Cannister
Cartoon Rocket
d8
Flying Clock
Robin
Film Cannister